Record: 120-131-6 (-25.7 units)
Recap:
Loser. Ha. Ha. Ha. Dead in the first fucking inning. I tried to trust Fried. I tried to play him the right way and I didn’t. I fucked it. I absolutely fucked it. He didn’t even go over on hits. I am fucking shit. He gave up one fucking hit in the first five innings. How did I lose? How do you lose there? How do I fuck it up that bad? Seriously? I fucking had it. I was one pitch off. Fried went under hits but look at that sixth inning. That is exactly what I was trying to avoid by taking this bet. He just fucked me in the first. I mean I had a really solid read on it but I am just who I am. A loser. A fucking loser. It is the worst being so right about something and still getting fucked. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Brandin Podziemski U5.5 Rebounds 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Let’s try the NBA Play In. I am not giving up on the NBA that easy. I am taking what I probably should have taken two days ago. I am going with a player prop. I am going with a very specific prop. I want to win. I have to win. Podz is shit. I hate this fucker. He is just shit. In a do or die game I am not expecting him to show up and I don’t think he play a shit ton of minutes because he is shit. The Suns are going to play defense. They are going to be all over him. This is it. This is do or die. I see Pods not being able to get near the basket with the matchups. I just think everyone has to be all out and this guy is too small to get six boards. The numbers back it as well. This is it. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U5.5 in 7/L10
U5.5 in 7/L7 vs the Suns