Lunch Break Lock

Record: 120-132-6 (-26.7 units)

Recap:

Loser. Both games went under. I chose a guy who got a double double. He had about 1,000 rebound chances. He was flying for every rebound. I am an idiot. I am just such a fucking idiot. Such a fucking idiot. I am on the total and I get fucked. I am off the total and I get fucked. A full sweep today of unders and I had the worst under on the board. I mean that was by far the worst under on the board. That just sums up how I have been. The worst year of my life. I have been bad because I am bad. I am just so fucking bad. This hurts. This time of year hurts a lot because it just makes me miss football with how shit I have been.

Lock: Knicks/Hawks U218 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

This is my last chance at the NBA. I am going with a total. I am praying for defense. I can’t quit this sport quite yet. I just want there to be defense. I just want the defense to be there.

Unbiased Stats: