Record: 125-132-6 (-22.2 units)
Recap:
Winner. We do it again. We fucking get there again. It was scary. It was real scary in the second and third quarters. We hit by one. What an absolute save. It started great. He didn’t get a single board in the first quarter. The only problem was that I was dead wrong about his assists. He had two to start so I wasn’t dead but I hated the assist looks he was getting. He started the second quarter atrociously getting two quick boards. I was fucked. He ended the half with 7 RA. I also need to add how dumb assists can be in basketball. This obviously isn’t my first time watching basketball and there are so many other things to bitch about in the Association but enough people don’t talk about this. How the fuck is someone rewarded for just handing the ball to someone? Like seriously? I am supposed to aplaude that shit? Do QB’s get any sort of recognition when they pitch a ball to the RB? Nope. So why is that a thing in the NBA? There needs to be stricter parameters in the NBA because some of it is just horse shit. Anyways third quarter he started off with a board but the Pistons started to get a hold of a big lead. It was exactly what I needed. I needed a blowout. I actually got a blowout but he went back in in the 4th and was sitting at 10. I almost got shafted in garbage time when the Pistons were up 20. This fucking idiot and this fucking coach almost made me lose my shit. He was in the game against Magic reserves. What the fuck were they doing? I mean I was almost fucked bad. I mean that was way too close at the end there. Garbage time rebounds almost fucked me. The under was easy too. All of that doesn’t matter now because I won. I won and need more. I have to have more. I need to keep going.
Lock: Jonathan Kuminga U20.5 PRA 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
How could I not have more NBA? We are going with another prop. We are going with the Kum Bucket. He popped off last game. He will not pop off this game. The Knicks win this game. They are going to play defense. The total was a little low for me and it wouldn’t surprise me if the Knicks blow them out and fuck the total late. Kuminga hasn’t been hitting this outside of the last game. He also doesn’t hit this in losses. This number is just too damn high. Looking at his last performance he had a great shooting night and he barely went over this. Now the Knicks are going to be on his ass and they won’t let him go off again. They need this game and they can’t let him go off again. This is the spot. We find more value and we capitalize again in the NBA. I know we had the draft but I wanted more basketball. It had to be more basketball. I love it. I want it all. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For UnderiaÂ
Unbiased Stats:
U20.5 PRA in 7/L10
U20.5 PRA in 6/L8 in a loss