Lunch Break Lock

Record: 133-140-6 (-23.0 units)

Recap:

Winner. We got there by one rebound. We really should have won by four rebounds. I mean we had such bullshit happen to this fucking pick and it still hit. We had two blocks that this fucker got for rebounds. It is probably the worst stat in all of sports. I don’t understand how someone can be shit and get packed and then get rewarded with a stat. He also got some bullshit air ball for a rebound. It wasn’t done there when he had ball for .5 second before it was ripped out and they still gave him a rebound. I mean be was never trying for a board and got 5. 5 and it was all bullshit. I can’t complain because we got there in the end. We got there and it is incredible how good we are at props. I fucking love it. I love it and I want more.

Lock: Tobias Harris U18.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. More props. It’s the first game and I am not a believer. Tobias Harris is not getting this over. I know he has flipped a switched but still this number is so fucking high. It is too high and this is where we capitalize. I am also expecting a much better Cleveland defense on him especially at home. He is on the road and his averages are so low this season. This just isn’t it for him here. It’s a massive line and we will capitalize off of it. Let’s stay hot on the props. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Averaging 14.4 PPG this season