Lunch Break Lock

Record: 134-140-6 (-22.1. units)

Recap:

Loser. Fucking shit. I want to know how the fuck a NBA player scores 5 points in the final five seconds of a quarter? Seriously how does that happen? How does he get 5 points to end the third quarter. It is infuriating how he isn’t good but keeps getting 20. He was just making easily layups because of the soft ass Cavs defense. I mean this fucker was missing layups too. It was a joke. He was only making easy as fuck layups and then wide and I mean wide open threes. The two he made from deep were because of defensive miscommunications where they just left him wide open. A fucking joke. He didn’t deserve 20. I still don’t think he is that good and this game changed nothing. We just didn’t get the Cavs defense that we needed. We also didn’t get the blowout because they almost bottled a 17 point lead. I mean technically they did because it was very tight late. Shit. Not fun. I tried something and got fucked by one three. I need to be better. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Spurs/Timberwolves U218 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am momentarily off of the props. I want the under. I will be back on props but now we go with the under. This is a massive game. This game matters. We saw what happened in Philadelphia when the game doesn’t matter. There was no defense and everything goes in. We are getting the opposite in this one. The Wolves need this. They have to have this one. They won Game 1. How did they do that? Defense and slower basketball. When the game goes over the Spurs win and the Wolves can’t allow that. They have to make this a defensive game at home. We have had too much scoring in the NBA this weekend and we are due for an under. I am expecting a much tighter game and it will be a much tighter game. This game is going to have defense and it will go under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Timberwolves 8/L12 on a Sunday