Lunch Break Lock

Record: 136-141-6 (-21.3 units)

Recap:

Winner. We get there. We go big and we win big. It was easy. I love Ant but I knew exactly how this game would go. He wouldn’t have the legs for the boards. He would be getting doubled relentlessly and he wouldn’t be able to go off. Both were predicted perfectly. He had 8 points and 0 rebounds at half and the Spurs had a good lead. They were benefiting from doubling him and there was no chance they were going stop. He was smothered and the Spurs pulled away in the end. It was easy. I love Ant but he isn’t in a position to go off with this injury, with this team, and having Wemby clogging the paint he just can’t go off. It’s another props win and once again the props are treating me right. I want more. I need more. 

Lock: Cavaliers/Pistons U212.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Fuck it. I can’t help myself. I just have to. It is my calling to bet against a trend like this one. We haven’t had a NBA Playoff game go under since Friday. The overs have been on a miraculous run and it has to end. It has to end now. I know I am the props guy but I truly hated them this game for props. I want the props collectively and that is the under. I think this game could go either way and it’s going to be tight. It’s going to be real tight so we will avoid the garbage time fouls. I mean this feels like a must win for both teams. If the Pistons lose at home it’s over. It would feel over for the Cavs if they lose this because I don’t think they could close it out and win the last two. Both of these reasons means there will be defense. We are so due for a defensive game. We are due for an under and this is it. We saw their last game and it got fucked and I mean real fucked late. It can’t happen twice. I really fuck with props but not in this game. I could have gone the hat trick with Duren but I couldn’t get myself to do it. I hated all of the other ones individually so we are taking them collective with the under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Cavs at Pistons 2/L2