Lunch Break Lock

Record: 138-144-6 (-22.5 units)

Recap:

Loser. Wasn’t my Game 7. Dead in the first five minutes he was on the court. With the line being so low when he drained the first one it was wraps. I mean you can’t have it. You just can’t have it. The only bright side out of this dog shit pick was that I was right avoiding the total. Still Tobias Harris and Duren were there. They were there and I fucked it. I thought being at home would mean something and that wasn’t the case.  They just absolutely shat the bed. Atrocious performance from them at home. They looked like they didn’t want to be there. Imagine that, a Game 7 at home and there was barely any fight from them. Despicable. Terrible pick. Really bad. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Canadiens/Sabres U5.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I don’t really need to say much for this one. It’s once again the two best words in sports Game 7. This time it is the much better sport. I live and die with hockey Game 7s. It doesn’t matter the line or how the series has went you just have to take it. You have to take it because the games are tighter and pressure is at an all time high. I know it was a shit show last game but that will not happen here. Both teams can’t have a disaster on defense like they did last game. They have to play tight. They have to have more of an emphasis on defense. It is just what happens in the NHL. This one is going to be no different. I am looking forward to a tight NHL game. I am sticking to only touching hockey in Game 7s so here we are. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U5.5 in 8/L11 Game 7’s in the NHL