Lunch Break Lock

Record: 149-147-6 (-15.6 units)

Recap:

Winner. Wow. Fuckin spectacular. Absolutely fucking spectacular. We get saved by one fucking out. God bless Caglione. He absolutely saved me. Bless him for taking that walk and saving my ass. He was brilliant in that last at bat that saved me. Leiter was ok? He almost fucked me not because he was that insane but more so because the Royals were shit. They kept getting on base but they didn’t score and didn’t fight at bats hard enough. I mean he had so many Ks because KC was shit. It really is the complete opposite of what happened last Wednesday. We bet a pitcher to have a terrible and shit start and he didn’t but got pulled right before we lost. I mean those final two innings were tight. I didn’t give up hope because I thought we were right on it and almost had a chance. We had a chance as we hit after this fucker got pulled hitting triple digits in pitch count after a walk. Bloody fucking brilliant. Massive win. So massive. We know our props. We know our numbers. I need to have it all.

Lock: Jose Soriano U18.5 Outs 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We go again. We attack another pitcher. I know it’s not the weekend but this line was too good to pass up. Soriano isn’t good. I know the Rockies aren’t some juggernaut and are quite shite however they can still hit. They have actually been hitting the ball decently the past week and won their last series. We are not only getting a full five innings we are getting a full six here. I don’t think Soriano is this good. He isn’t going to reach seven. He simply can’t reach seven. It’s such a big number which is why I love it. I fucking love it. I want this run to continue and this is the pick. Feed me the hits. Feed me the runs. Feed me the pitches. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

U18.5 Outs in 8/L14

U18.5 Outs in 4/L6 at home