Record: 9-13-1 (-5.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. I sit here typing this trying to think of anything positive to say. I have nothing. I am atrocious. Two strikeouts in the first inning and that was pretty much it. I didn’t need to watch the rest but I still did. I wasted my time and my money. I don’t know what I did to deserve this losing streak. I hold the door open for people and I round up for charities. I am doing everything right and I still am getting shafted. I don’t deserve this. I put in the time to try and find something that should hit. I have switched sports. I have put my full trust in the stats. None of it is working. It’s the worst time for this to happen because everything is so dead. Baseball is fun but it is the worst when you are losing. WNBA isn’t working. None of it is fucking working. I need football. I need football to save me. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Padres/Pirates U7.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Fuck it. We bet through this. It’s Monday. It’s a new week and it’s time to end this shit. No more depressing shit like yesterday. I have to find a win. Give me a basic baseball under. I am done fucking with the props if this works. No more bullshit player props that fuck me instantly. Give me the Padres to be shit. Give me the Pirates to be shit. That’s it. The Padres did score yesterday but their bats went cold later on in the game. Also, Ashcraft is pretty solid. He has the ability to really keep it clean and can go long like he has done recently. I know Ray has fucked me recently but the Pirates didn’t score yesterday. They got swept by the Dodgers and are still on this west coast road trip. They are going to be tired and depressed and they are not hitting today. This time we follow the money. It’s on the under and the bets are on the over. We haven’t followed the money recently and maybe that is what we need. This is where it ends. We end the losing streak right now. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U7.5 in Pirates’ 4/L5
Under in Padres’ 6/L8