Lunch Break Lock

Record: 14-24-2 (-11.6 units)

Recap:

Winner. Wow. This is it. This is what winning feels like. I am not scrambling to figure out how to redeposit or calculating how I many more days I can continue to lose before I am out. This can only mean one thing. This is my year for the NFL. I should honestly talk to my financial advisor (myself) if I should increase my NFL units. Seriously, what an easy hit. It has to be some sort of sign when the first game of the season has a starting QB go out injured. However, Drew Locke did scare the shit out of me for turnovers because he is shite. He wasn’t the turnover machine and it was beautiful to watch who was. Drake Maye was ass. It looks like the schedule and the hangover has arrived. That last interception was so so so bad it was such a joy. He had the perfect turnovers down the field. Fuck does this feel good. A perfect game and we don’t feel like shit. I need to feel like this everyday. I need more.

Lock: Blake Corum U12.5 LR 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We now go under. We have also been under but now we really go under. It had to of course be the NFL. I am not a believer in the Corum hype this offseason. I know McVay likes him more this season but this line is massive even if he does. A 13 yard rush is a big rush and a big ask for this bet to go over. I don’t think it happens and I like the 49ers to show up here. I like Williams a lot more. I think Corum gets reps early but doesn’t have much success and the bulk of it goes back to Williams. He isn’t going for 13. He just isn’t. I hated the total and everything about this game seems like the actual game goes over. So, this is the play. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

U12.5 LR in 4/L6 on the road