Record: 16-25-2 (-10.8 units)
Recap:
Winner. It is the epitome of under and perfect football. We had punts. We had long running drives. We had some great penalties. We had it all. It was exactly what was needed and what I predicted. Massive fucking win. It was pacing under for pretty much the entire game. The only scare I had was when Iowa State and Iowa had two big drives and throws in the second quarter. Two touchdowns to end the half and it ended at 20. Live line wasn’t perfect but it was still under. That’s the problem with such a low under. However, that’s the Cy-Hawk and it showed it’s true form in the second half. It was splendid. We knew that this would be a field goal game after Iowa State showed it could hang. We just needed to make sure it wasn’t a field goal game and an ot game and we avoided that. We got there even with a cursed shutout first quarter. We love this game and it worked again. Now I need to keep the fight.
Lock: Raiders/Dolphins U40.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are here. NFL SUNDAY. We fucking made it. We waited and waited and waited. We are finally here. You only have so many NFL Sundays in your life and you only have so many great Week 1’s. I love it. We let the first slate go and avoid the chaos. I wanted a second slate with two teams that are completely changed this offseason. The Dolphins, although I like Willis, do not have anyone else on offense. They are shit and have so much dead money with a new coach. The Raiders are the Raiders. I have 0 faith in this franchise to turn it around quick in one offseason. Kirk Cousins is also shit. He can’t throw the ball and I love the number I am getting. I thought this line shouldn’t cross 40 so I am getting value. I love it. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
Undefeated in Week 1 NFL Sunday Bets 2/L2