Record: 17-25-2 (-9.9 units)
Recap:
Winner. WE FUCKING GOT THERE. 40 points on the dot. A SCORELESS 4TH QUARTER. I don’t know how we got there but we did. Massive thank you to Patterson. The missed field goal gave me hope and it’s what saved us. Absolutely saved us. It was a punt fest after that with a couple of turnovers as well and we went scoreless for a little over a quarter. Malik Willis was an absolute savior for avoiding that safety on the final drive. He was inches away from it. Luckily, he kept fighting and got just outside of the endzone. I can’t believe we got on the right side of the hook. Fucking brilliant. Starting the game off it was good. Defense’s were there and their were punts and long drives. Then the defenses shit the bed in the second quarter. 16 points in the second quarter and we weren’t pacing. We got fucked by two late drives to end the half. 10 points in the final two minutes. Then we got absolutely smashed to start the second half. Instantly two touchdowns by both teams and we were fucked. We were hanging on and then the perfect quarter happened. Brilliant. Wow. I can’t believe we actually got there. I need more.
Lock: Chiefs/Broncos U7.5 1Q 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We keep fucking going. We don’t look back and we go. It’s MNF. I love my Chiefs but this had to be the bet. This bet isn’t even against the Chiefs. I do have a soul so I would never put money or betting over my loyalty to my teams. If you do-do that you are simply a greedy money enslaved soulless fuck. Chiefs win this quarter 7-0. Actually, this is a great bet. Both of these teams started slow last season. I don’t think that with both of them losing their starting QBs last season as well is going to help their starts. I see the Chiefs keeping it very conservative to start the game. This means running the ball with Walker and killing the clock. I would be shocked if we were to score twice without a turnover. The Broncos are also not some flashy team and although the Chiefs have overhauled their defense I still like them to show up at home to start. This is a big number for this spot. I think it’s the best play and I really like it. It just makes sense. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
Chiefs 29th in 1Q Points 2025
Broncos 21st in 1Q Points 2025