Lunch Break Lock

Record: 34-46-2 (-14.7 units)

Recap:

Loser. Shit. Fucking shit. We finally lose and it hurts. It doesn’t matter that I was on a run. It always hurts to lose. The Magic didn’t have it. They were shit and I was dead wrong not going to the WNBA. It needed to be the WNBA. I was thinking of the Dream and the only thing that kept me away was the stadium. If it was their normal home stadium I would have been all over it. Instead, I decided to shit on it and shit on myself. My other NBA read was the Pacers which would have been the most painful death of all time after Zubac missed the free throws. This play just had way too many turnovers and not enough defense. The Magic didn’t play their typical style with this new coach and they didn’t know what they were doing. They were made a team that they aren’t and Atlanta took advantage. Pathetic. Pathetic way to stop the streak. Betting NBA regular season is always such a pathetic way to live and I did it. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Patriots +3 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Thursday Night Football. Give me the Pats and give me the points. In a match up like this I’m always taking the points. I think both of these teams are just above average. I think both of these teams are the same so it’s pretty simple why I’m taking the points. I know Caleb Williams is playing. I know that Patriots are banged up. But I think this is a field goal game. I think this game comes down to the wire. I think both coaches are going to be in it. I think Vrabel will find a way to keep this game close. Drake has AJ Brown now and he seemed a little better the past couple of weeks. I’m just taking the points. I don’t think either team should be getting three points. And this is the play. Give me the win.

Unbiased Stats:

Pats have beaten the Bears in 4/L5