Record: 37-50-2 (-16.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. Of course. Of course this dog shit juiced bet is a loser. I mean how could it not be. If it’s a little juiced and I bet it then it’s a loser. It should hit more often than not but not for me. Apparently I didn’t do enough research because how did I not know that the higher mound in Tampa would help out Miz’s velocity. I mean he hadn’t had these pitches since July so of course I hop on this bet and he is able to regain it. Oh and did I mention that he got a cramp two outs too late and got pulled. The Rays were just making silly contact. They were going for it all every at bat and with the velocity they never had a chance. He got there with ease because every one of these dog shit batters weren’t just getting out but getting out quick. It was fucking moronic. Absolutely moronic. I can’t believe I lose because of the mound. It was so close to injuring Miz which I would have hated to see but it instead it saved him. Fuck. I should have just taken the juiced Brewers. They never lost the momentum even after that Game 4. I am sorry.
Lock: Bryce Young INT 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Give me the int. I don’t think Bryce Young is super awful but he is throwing an interception. He threw two last game and now he is facing the best defense in the league for interceptions. He is going to throw one. I can’t believe this is even money as well. He is going into Lambeau on a short week after getting fucked by the Buccs last week and he isn’t throwing an interception? Yea fuckin right and he is going to throw one. The Packers have had an interception every game at home this season. They have only gone two games without an interception. They are going to get to Bryce and get one. It’s that bloody simple. We get back to winning and get the win here. Please just give me one Bryce. I know you are going to throw and duck and I need it.
Unbiased Stats:
Packers INT at home in 3/3
Packers INT in 5/7 this season