Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 17-15

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! Too fucking easy. Fuck Beverley. That shithead had his time last week and then didn’t even show up last night. I loved, I mean LOVED the Reaves too small shit talk. Well deserved after not making a single basket last night. I mean I appreciate him being so shit so there is that. Too easy and the Lake Show is back. I absolutely loved it. Now it’s time for another.

Lock: Brook Lopez Under 1.5 3PTM

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Lopez never hits this number and he won’t hit it tonight. I know the game is changing and big men now hit 3s but I still don’t believe it. Yea sure Lopez can hit 1 but no chance he hits 2. He does average a couple attempts per game and I just do not think he has it in him to hit more than one. The Celtics are going to be trying really hard in this game to still have the possibility of first in the east. This game is going to have a playoff feel. That means good ole fashioned hard defense. I love it. Please keep this in your thoughts and prayers.

Unbiased Stats:

Brook Lopez Under 1.5 3PTM in 8/L10

Brook Lopez Under 1.5 3PTM in 10/L10 against the Celtics

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