Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 19-16

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

Cups of the rose. Fuck. Can’t predict that. Career night for Spencer on the Nets, fuck. Shit happens a guess. Can’t believe he only had 1 PR in the first quarter and then by the end of the 3rd he had 24. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. He just popped off once he realized Bridges couldn’t shoot tonight. The refs also didn’t give him a call and that even made him more motivated to pop off. Fuck. Loser. Can’t do much about it but I should have just been smarter and taken the Timberwolves. Oh fuckin well. Fuck. Onto the next.

Lock: Nicolas Batum Under 1.5 3PTM

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Huge game tonight. The battle for LA. If there were such a thing as Clipper fans this would be more intense game but there are none. I love this spot. The Lakers are coming off a back to back and they need this game. They can somehow get out of the play in after a terrible start to the season. The Clippers have continued to fall off and it would be very Clippery for them to end up in the play in. Batum has had spurts this year hitting threes but I do not think that happens tonight. Lakers how up on D and stop their shitty role players. If they win they win with Kawhi and Russell not with Batum from deep. Batum isn’t great from 3 and isn’t great from 3 from home. I love it. We get back on track with shitty Batum. Please keep this in your thoughts and prayers.

Unbiased Stats:

Has only hit over 1.5 3PTM 37% this season

Has only hit over 1.5 3PTM 26% this season at home

Averages 1.6 3PTM this season

Averages 1.4 3PTM this season at home

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