*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 27-19
Nobody Cares Now Recap:
Cups of the rose. Fuck. What a loser. They just had no chance at scoring. Their bats were ice fucking cold. Of course they walked it off too. As a Doyers fan I was happy they won, but really wished they had that inning earlier in the game because they were about to put up a big number. Oh well though. Can’t be too upset with how hot I was this week. I was due for a loss. On to the next.
Lock: Los Angeles Dodgers -1.5 vs Chicago Cubs
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Fuck it. If it didn’t work the first time try again. The Dodgers carry the momentum from the 9th last night and get hot today. Urias is starting too. What else do I need to say? The Dodgers are going to smash the Cubs at least once in the series and this is the spot it happens. I am getting it essentially at even and I can not pass it up. Dodgers rebound here after a lackluster win yesterday. Mookie gets hot, Freddie, gets hot, and Muncy gets hot. It is has to happen. Please happen. Please keep this repeat bet in your thoughts and prayers.
Unbiased Stats:
Cubs are 5-16 in their last 21 Sunday games
Cubs are 5-11 in their last 16 road games vs. a left-handed starter
Cubs are 5-11 in their last 16 during game 3 of a series
Dodgers are 66-29 in their last 95 Sunday games
Dodgers are 136-65 in their last 201 during game 3 of a series
Dodgers are 52-25 in their last 77 games vs. a left-handed starter