Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 43-38

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

Cups of the rose. I am slipping slipping. I can’t find a winner to save my life. I was losing it last week. I really wanted to off myself the next day when of course the over hit in the Rangers/Cardinals the next game. I don’t know what to do. I want to keep going and I have to keep going but I also know I could be bankrupt soon. I mean statistically I am now do for a massive massive run. I thankfully have a reload in the waiting with the Nuggets future but I need to start getting hot in baseball. On to the next.

Lock: Mets -1.5

Groundbreaking Analysis:

How about I win a runline. Not only a runline but a plus money runline. How about that. This is what changes my baseball momentum. I return to winning with a plus money bet. Mets have been up and down all season. They started the season as World Series contenders and are now battling to make the playoffs. Thats why I love them here. They need to turn it around. They had an embarrassing loss last night so they dominate tonight. Pirates are having themselves a season but after winning game one they are going to give up game two in the series. Simple. I can feel the energy turning. Please send some PLP.

Unbiased Stats:

Mets are 6-1 in the last 7 meetings

Pirates are 1-4 in their last 5 Saturday games

Pirates are 16-37 in their last 53 during game 2 of a series

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