Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from your shitty job* Record: 46-39

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!!! Another bloody nail-biter. Took until the last inning to thankfully hit. I thought it was toast early. 5th inning leaving runners on 2nd and 3rd fine I can live with that. It was still early enough to where I can at least take the positives of them getting on base. Still painful though. Then the 6th I counted it as a loss. Bases loaded one out and you get 0 runs. Yet somehow it won. 7th I thought I was going to die if it ended at 4. But thankfully the fuckers who struck out swinging in the 6th cane clutch in the 8th and it hit. Let’s keep it going now. How about I find an easier winner tomorrow. Rinse and repeat.

Lock: Twins Over 4.5 Runs

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Love it. I can’t believe it was at 4.5. The Tigers are a joke. Twins are a playoff team. Simple as that. Boyd on the mound has not shown up against good teams. Twins are a good team. They are at home. They have been at home. They will show up and they will show out. Runs runs runs. Please send some PLP.

Unbiased Stats:

Tigers allow 5 runs on average

Twins average 5.67 runs L3

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