Lunch Break Lock

*Giving you winners and a break from life* Record: 48-44

Nobody Cares Now Recap:

What a joke. The second fucking pitch. I mean you almost have to laugh at that. I know he was homering it after that first pitch. Eflin left the first pitch right down the middle and then threw a slower cutter for his second pitch right down the middle. What a fucking dickhead. Back to back pitches down the middle. Fuck him. I was more worried about Greinke and he pitched an almost perfect first inning. The stats were great on it and I guess sometimes those lose. We just needed to avoid those two pitches. Fuck. Oh well. On to the next.

Lock: White Sox/Red Sox NRFI

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I like these NRFI. I need to redeem myself after yesterday. I like this matchup. Both of these teams suck in the first inning. The Red Sox are atrocious away from home in the first. White Sox are a joke in general in the first. We have some wind in Chicago which should keep the first inning balls in the park. I love this pick. We have Red Sox’s best pitcher on the mound in Paxton. Lynn isn’t bad and plays great against the Red Sox in the first inning. Let’s fucking get after it. One time. Redemption. Please send some PLP.

Unbiased Stats:

Chicago White Sox are averaging 0.42 runs in the first inning this season

Boston Red Sox are averaging 0.13 runs in away from home in the first inning

Lance Lynn in his career hasn’t allowed a run against in the Red Sox in 7/10 matchups

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