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Record: 130-121-3 (+1.4 units) Recap: Loser. I am fucking loser. I am fucking shit. It’s

Record: 130-120-3 (+2.4 units) Recap: Loser. Shit. Nothing much else to say. I am just

Record: 130-119-3 (+3.4 units) Recap: Loser. Possibly my biggest loser yet. Not even close and

Record: 130-118-3 (+4.4 units) Recap: Loser. Pain. More torture. The torture doesn’t stop after a

Record: 130-117-3 (+5.4 units) Recap: Loser. Pain. Horrific loss. Painful loss. Bullshit loss. I deserved

130-116-3 (+6.4 units) Recap: Winner. What a fucking tournament. I had a tournament and a

Record: 129-116-3 (+5.5 units) Recap: Winner. I’m on one. I’m seeing the board. This wasn’t

Record: 128-116-3 (+4.6 units) Recap: Winner. Amazing. I fucking love winning. It’s the best and

Record: 127-116-3 (+3.7 units) Recap: Winner. I’m back. This is a Hall of Fame win.

Record: 126-116-3 (+2.8 units) Recap: Winner. I needed this one bad. It was a fight

Record: 125-116-3 (+1.9 units) Recap: I will not bet the crown. I will not bet

Record: 125-115-3 (+3.4 units) Recap: Loser. Pain. Terrible start, and it was dead. It was

Record: 125-114-3 (+4.4 units) Recap: Loser. Why? How cruel is this world? Why do I

Record: 125-113-3 (+5.4 units) Recap: Winner. A fucking beauty. An absolute beauty of a basketball

Record: 124-113-3 (+3.6 units) Recap: Loser. The game was pretty much dead in the first

Record: 124-112-3 (+4.9 units) Recap: Winner. Saved. Fucking saved. This one was in the shitter

Record: 123-112-3 (+4.0 units) Recap: Loser. Why? How do I even bet on baseball now?

Record: 123-111-3 (+5.0 units) Recap: Winner. It was a battle to start but by the

Record: 122-111-3 (+4.1 units) Recap: Loser. Pain. We didn’t get the bounces we needed. We

Record: 122-110-3 (+5.1 units) Recap: Loser. I miss college basketball. I miss betting on shitters

Record: 122-109-3 (+6.2 units) Recap: Winner. We are right back to it. I didn’t let

Record: 121-109-3 (+5.3 units) Recap: Loser. I am sad. Why did I double? These two

Record: 121-108-3 (+7.3 units) Recap: Winner. I love it. I love this tournament. We are

Record: 120-108-3 (+6.4 units) Recap: Winner. That is how you start March Madness. Scary start

Record: 119-108-3 (+5.5 units) Recap: Loser. Dead. It was instantly dead. I don’t know how

Record: 0-0-0 (+) I scraped it all. I am now writing this at the end.

Record: 119-107-3 (+6.5 units) Recap: Winner. I don’t know how this one survived but it

Record: 118-107-3 (+5.6 units) Recap: Winner. Another fuckin winner. I can’t believe it got this

Record: 117-107-3 (+4.7 units) Recap: Winner. Wowowowowowow. Another one. Another easy fuckin winner. Pace was

Record: 116-107-3 (+3.8 units) Recap: Winner. Easiest bet ever? Never a sweat. Started off with

Record: 115-107-3 (+2.9 units) Recap: Winner. MASSIVE WINNER. This a momentum win. Two in a

Record: 114-107-3 (+2.0 units) Recap: Winner. Finally. It was iced in the final five minutes.

Record: 113-107-3 (+1.1 units) Recap: Loser. I am an idiot. I am a moron. I

Record: 113-106-3 (+2.35 units) Recap: Winner. A tight close winner but it deserved to hit.

Record: 112-106-3 (+1.45 units) Recap: Winner. Once again I have a stellar pick and then

Record: 111-106-3 (+0.55 units) Recap: Winner. What a winner. We got saved by a point

Record: 110-106-3 (-0.45 units) Recap: Loser. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Why? How does this keep happening

Record: 110-105-3 (+0.45 units) Recap: Loser. What do I even say about this one? It

Record: 110-104-3 (+1.45 units) Recap: Winner. Another fookin winner on the ice. It once again

Record: 109-104-3 (+0.6 units) Recap: Winner. Wow. What a gritty fuckin win. I deserved that.