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Record: 156-151-3 (-5.7 units) Recap: Loser. Fuck these fat fucks. All of my other leans

Record: 156-150-3 (-4.7 units) Recap: Loser. I am done with hockey. It has killed me

Record: 156-149-3 (-3.7 units) Recap: Winner. A clean winner. Not like the previous two winners.

Record: 155-149-3 (-4.6 units) Recap: Winner. Back to back sweats that fuckin hit. I didn’t

Record: 154-149-3 (-5.5 units) Recap: Winner. What a fuckin winner. Did it try to shaft

Record: 153-149-3 (-6.4 units) Recap: Winner. Easy fucking winner. I can’t believe this line. He

Record: 152-149-3 (-7.3 units) Recap: Loser. I am back to hating the WNBA. Why the

Record: 152-148-3 (-6.3 units) Recap: Loser. Fucking shite. Absolute shite. I guess I was due

Record: 152-147-3 (-5.3 units) Recap: Winner. Another fucking winner. I absolutely love basketball right now.

Record: 151-147-3 (-6.2 units) Recap: Winner. We are starting to roll again. I am seeing

Record: 150-147-3 (-7.1 units) Recap: Winner. Fuckin winner. It was fucking close though but I

Record: 149-147-3 (-8.0 units) Recap: Winner. Easy fucking winner. Not even a sweat. Back on

Record: 148-147-3 (-8.9 units) Recap: Loser. Terrible fucking game. I don’t see a winner on

Record: 148-146-3 (-7.9 units) Recap: Winner. We are starting to get going now. Slowly but

Record: 147-146-3 (-8.8 units) Recap: Winner. Easy. I predicted this one perfectly. Absolutely, perfectly. The

Record: 146-146-3 (-9.7 units) Recap: Winner. Finally. Fucking finally. I forgot what this felt like.

Record: 145-146-3 (-10.6 units) Recap: Loser. This is officially rock bottom. The record is in

Record: 145-145-3 (-9.6 units) Recap: Loser. I am shit. I am really just done with

Record: 145-144-3 (-8.6 units) Recap: Loser. A joke. I am a fucking joke. There are

Record: 145-143-3 (-7.6 units) Recap: Loser. Why? Why did I pick this shit? This is

Record: 145-142-3 (-6.6 units) Recap: Loser. What a joke. An absolute fucking joke. The Leafs

Record: 145-141-3 (-5.6 units) Recap: Loser. Another joke. Absolute joke. Possibly, the worst pitcher I

Record: 145-140-3 (-4.6 units) Recap: Loser. What the fuck was I thinking? The fucking WNBA?

Record: 145-139-3 (-3.6 units) Recap: Winner. The sweatiest. The absolute sweatiest. I got saved in

Record: 144-139-3 (-4.5 units) Recap: Winner. I loved this one. This is the type of

Record: 143-139-3 (-5.4 units) Recap: Winner. Easy. Fuckin easy. He had one point at half

Record: 142-139-3 (-6.3 units) Recap: Loser. A terrible fucking pick. Dead in the first quarter.

Record: 142-138-3 (-5.3 units) Recap: Winner. This one looked easy but it wasn’t. I didn’t

Record: 141-138-3 (-6.2 units) Recap: Loser. Fucking terrible. It was dead by half. Fuck this

Record: 141-137-3 (-5.2 units) Recap: Winner. What a fuckin winner. This one was too good.

Record: 140-137-3 (-6.1 units) Recap: Loser. Terrible. Fucking shite. Look at that board and tell

Record: 140-136-3 (-5.1 units) Recap: Winner. I was not afraid. I was never afraid. The

Record: 139-136-3 (-6.0 units) Recap: Winner. Finally. Fucking finally. That is what I needed. I

Record: 138-136-3 (-6.9 units) Recap: Loser. I am a wreck. I can’t believe it. 17

Record: 138-135-3 (-5.9 units) Recap: Loser. Hah. I said “All I have to do is

Record: 138-134-3 (-4.9 units) Recap: Loser. Where do I even begin? What do I even

Record: 138-133-3 (-3.4 units) Recap: Loser. Fuck the Warriors. Pieces of shit. They didn’t play

Record: 138-132-3 (-2.4 units) Recap: Loser. Look at that board. Terrible. Fucking terrible. This pick

Record: 138-131-3 (-1.4 units) Recap: Winner. It was pretty but it hit and that is

Record: 137-131-3 (-2.3 units) Recap: Loser. Fucking shite. Wheeler was amazing no complaints with him.