Record: All Time 16-9 8×4 3-8 Cash Flow +1,701
Recap: Listen, WE FUCKIN DID IT. That game was in no way easy. But we did it. It was starting to look like one of those games where the dog gets a last second goal. But the Kings came through in the third and shut that possibility down. God Bless. That second period was tough with bs calls and what I thought should have definitely been offside. But Quick saved our ass and played spectacularly. Another 8×4 in the books. These calculations are working. We are hitting it big. And we will continue to hit it big. All of this is backed by science.
Round 1: We are going back to baseball. We had our day off. And it was a good one. All my MLB picks would have lost so it was a much needed day off. Baseball has been good to us recently so let’s continue the good run. We are going with the Yankees. Yea I know they almost fucked us last time. But they didn’t. They are coming home after a six game road trip looking for a win. And we don’t have to rely on that twat Gerrit Cole. Guardians coming off a sweep come back to reality with a blowout loss to the Yankees. Let’s get the weekend started off right. With a nice easy win.
New York Yankees -1.5 vs Cleveland Guardians
Super important, insightful, and unbiased stats:
Yankees are 4-0 in their last 4 games following a loss
Yankees are 6-1 in their last 7 after scoring 2 runs or less in their previous game
Yankees are 8-3 in their last 11 Friday games
Yankees are 6-2 in their last 8 during game 1 of a series
Guardians are 7-19 in their last 26 Friday games
Guardians are 6-14 in their last 20 vs. American League East
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Let’s Sail Lads ⛵️
