Record: All Time 24-16 8×4 3-16 Cash Flow +1,351
Recap: I don’t know what to say. Recently I have been fucking awful. Weekend ruined by these picks. I mean this shit is killing me. I am in desperate need of a win or I might not have a place to live soon. So if you think this is a joke it’s not. This is true sports betting. I am not some wanker that doesn’t feel their losses. I also don’t charge for picks like an absolute prick because I know we should all win together. If we win together we lose together. I apologize for these losers I have put out recently. Back to that pick though. I am an under guy. I don’t know what I was thinking. I hit that last over and I thought I changed. I didn’t. I like seeing people fail and profiting off their failure. I mean it’s so infuriating seeing missed layups by guys making millions of dollars. I would argue nothing is more upsetting than seeing that happen in sports. And that is what happened in that game. It was dead in the first quarter. That’s why basketball overs are the worst; they can be dead in the first five minutes. Never again. Never betting a basketball game to go over again. Never losing a bet again. Never again.
Round 1: It’s coming home. The 8×4 is coming home. We are going to the Prem to start this one off. Need some change in the way we are doing the bets. Also, can’t be losing on the same bets and then keep betting them. Going to throw in some English slang to show I’m not just some American taking the piss. We are taking the bloody over. One that makes sense but also doesn’t make sense. A perfect narrative for any gambler. If that doesn’t make sense to you then you are not a true true degenerate knobhead. We are taking the Wolves/Chelsea game over 2.5. I think this is a slugfest. Chelsea’s defense has been abysmal as of late. These fuckin wankers have been taking the piss and bottling the top four recently. I think both teams got a couple cheeky goals in em today. Their last game ended nil nil but this one goes off the rails and goals will be scored. Chelsea will be celebrating as an American has saved the day and is now taking over the club. Both teams have been struggling to score but I think these blokes find some goals in em this weekend. Reckon this game ends 2-1 and all the lads will be sozzled and eatin some nandos after the game. I know what you’re thinking, both teams have had low scoring games this season but I think both offenses or at least one will get it going today. This is the game that gets us back and saves me some quid.
Chelsea vs Wolverhampton O2.5
Risk: $50
Odds: -116
Payout: $94.64
Super important, insightful, and unbiased stats:
Chelsea averages 2 goals per game
Chelsea concede on average 1.13 goals at home
Chelsea at home averages 3.13 total goals
Chelsea have gotten 5 penalties in their last 16 games at the Bridge
Chelsea average a goal every 45 minutes
Chelsea concedes 1 or more goal at home 63% of the time
Wolverhampton averages 1 goal per game
Wolverhampton concede 1 or more goal 59% of the time
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Let’s Sail Lads ⛵️
