Record: All Time 34-27-1 8×4 4-27 Cash Flow +$1,376
Short Recap: Well that went fuckin awful. What the actual fuck was that. 1 minute in wow. 1-5 last six picks. Nothing else can be said.
Round 1: I have to win a bet at some point right? And I want to do it in the ugliest way possible. We root for defense here. Under 197.5. The only game that matters today. And we are taking the under. It just has to be done. Both teams tired. Slow coming out. Nerves gonna be there. It is such a low total but I still believe in it. Game 7 is won by defense. Both these teams will come out slow. They fucking have to. Please. I need to fucking win bad. Real fucking bad. Losing my mind with these early losses. UNDER UNDER UNDER.
Under 197.5 Celtics vs Heat
Possible Bias: I love unders.
Risk: $50
Odds: -110
Payout: $95.45
Super important, insightful, and unbiased stats:
Under is 4-1 in Celtics last 5 games following a ATS loss
Under is 6-2 in Celtics last 8 playoff games as a favorite
Under is 7-2 in Heat last 9 after allowing 100 points or more in their previous game
Under is 9-3 in Heat last 12 after scoring 100 points or more in their previous game
Under is 7-3 in Heat last 10 games as an underdog
Under is 7-3 in Heat last 10 home games
Let’s Sail Lads ⛵️
