Record: All Time 37-35-1 8×4 4-35 Cash Flow +$976
Short Recap: I mean how does that pick lose. Chance after chance. Save after save. The chances they had and to not score is insane. They tied in shots but the looks Nashville got were 10x better. The offside goal. The missed breakaway, The header saved off the line. They dominated in chances. I want to die. This cold streak is killing me. Having to take a comma away from the cash flow. Fuck. This is sports betting. This is the summer. The end of the sports year is upon us. The end of my bank account is also near the end. I need to get to the third round one time. I am going to use my one time here. Please Gambling Gods one time. One fucking time.
Round 1: Sticking with the law of averages. I liked my Brown pick last game. I could have gone with it again tonight since it is still at 23.5 but I am not going to. We need some positive thoughts today. The world around us is crashing so we need to bring some positive vibes. We are rooting for someone to hit their shots today. We are rooting for some good ole overall positivity. In times like these where I have lost thousands in gambing and crypto the past few weeks I just want some positivity tonight. We are going with the old man. Al Horford Over 9.5 Points. We need him here tonight. I think the Celtics keep it close this game. This is the game they have to take. I do not think they can win game seven in SF. If the Celtics were to win they need their role players to get some points. Horford being the main one. He has to hit double digits. He just fucking has to. The stats back it up. He is averaging ten. So Horford lets hit that fucking ten tonight.
Al Horford Over 9.5 Points
Possible Bias: I am trying to stay positive today. So I am rooting for positivity.
Risk: $50
Odds: -111
Payout: $95
Super important, insightful, and unbiased stats:
Al Horford is averaging 11.9 points this postseason
Al Horford is averaging 10.2 points this season
Al Horford is averaging 11.8 points on Monday games
Al Horford is averaging 16 points on Monday games in the postseason
Let’s Sail Lads ⛵️