Degen Diary

Record 4-5-1 (-0.4u)

Thursday

Fuck Mattison and fuck Kirk. But fuck Mattison more. That fucking asshole. All he had to do was not fumble the ball or catch the ball and go back five yards and this wins. He got six targets. Two more than I projected. But the fucker only caught the ball three fucking times. He should have dropped the ball in the backfield that cost him five yards. But no he had one go right through his hands and that one would have been an easy 8+ yards. Kirk didn’t help with his early passes to him too that were at his feet. Fuck. And then to top it all off he had to fumble that last pass. For a moment I didn’t care about the fumble because I thought it was an illegal formation and that’s on me. That was idiot thinking because I never catch those breaks. But it’s not about me. If he doesn’t fumble that ball I fucking win. I thought I had pulled off a fucking miracle. But then this fucking idiot had to fumble it. He had the 10 fucking yards. He had a 16 yard reception and it still lost. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. A really awful way to start the weekend. I felt like I had the right side of this bet and almost predicted it perfectly. I think this hits 9/10 or 10/10 with any other starting RB who can protect the football. My hard work watching film didn’t work on this one but I think it will in the long run. Straight to the top of the BSL for Mattison.

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