Shit List

  1. Cam Thomas – stat pad in the 4th
  2. RL/UWGB Refs -Terrible calls to fuck me after UWGB scoring fuck all
  3. James Franklin – Known to stat pad late in games won’t stop scoring
  4. George Washington Coaching Staff – Told team to stop trying at halftime
  5. Fulton/Refs – This fucking idiot caught that ball. Fucking fuckhead. I hate bad offiating
  6. Joe Flacco – Scored a meaningless TD to end the game after throwing a pick six
  7. Sean Payton – Ran trick plays in garbage time for no reason at all
  8. Army – Stat padding fucks. Have some fucking class ffs you are the military you fucking ass wipes.
  9. Rory McIlroy – I fucking hate him. How do you miss that put? How? Choke fuck.
  10. Hawaii/UCSB Refs – I can’t stand refs that do this shit and give every piece of contact a foul.
  11. Thanksgiving – I always get fucked on Thanksgiving
  12. Regular Season Srianni – This guy is a bum and a thrower in the regular season.
  13. Sabonis – This guy is a stat padding fuck. He isn’t even that good.
  14. NBA Post IST – They don’t fucking play defense.
  15. WSU/UW Refs – This one was a robbery. WSU deserved this upset and I deserved this massive dog.
  16. Logan Webb – Terrible first inning pitcher. Fucking bum.
  17. Myself for not betting Colorado Week 1 2023 – I watched those shitty videos and I knew they were better than expected. Moron.
  18. Alabama for being frauds (unless they win it all)(they did not win it all) – Fuck Jalen Milroe
  19. UCSD/Hawaii – Maybe the worst officiating I have ever seen.
  20. Myself for not hammering CMC/MIA – I knew this would hit. Shame on me.
  21. ODU especially their long snapper – How do you fuck up a long snap? That is your only job.
  22. Lincoln Riley (unless they make the playoff) – USC are frauds with this guy
  23. Whoever decided the Jets depth chart – Mecole was supposed to be a starter but didn’t play a minute
  24. Myself for not preparing enough for Week 2 NFL 2023