Shit List
- Tua – Garbage Time Merchant
- Tulane/UNT Refs
- Kirk Cousins – 1Q Fuck
- Miko Rantanen. 2.7 seconds.
- Cam Thomas – stat pad in the 4th
- RL/UWGB Refs -Terrible calls to fuck me after UWGB scoring fuck all
- James Franklin – Known to stat pad late in games won’t stop scoring
- George Washington Coaching Staff – Told team to stop trying at halftime
- Knicks – moronic franchise
- Stroman – Send him to the minors
- Fulton/Refs – This fucking idiot caught that ball. Fucking fuckhead. I hate bad offiating
- Joe Flacco – Scored a meaningless TD to end the game after throwing a pick six
- Sean Payton – Ran trick plays in garbage time for no reason at all
- Army – Stat padding fucks. Have some fucking class ffs you are the military you fucking ass wipes.
- Rory McIlroy – I fucking hate him. How do you miss that put? How? Choke fuck.
- Hawaii/UCSB Refs – I can’t stand refs that do this shit and give every piece of contact a foul.
- Thanksgiving – I always get fucked on Thanksgiving
- Regular Season Srianni – This guy is a bum and a thrower in the regular season.
- Sabonis – This guy is a stat padding fuck. He isn’t even that good.
- NBA Post IST – They don’t fucking play defense.
- WSU/UW Refs – This one was a robbery. WSU deserved this upset and I deserved this massive dog.
- Logan Webb – Terrible first inning pitcher. Fucking bum.
- Myself for not betting Colorado Week 1 2023 – I watched those shitty videos and I knew they were better than expected. Moron.
- Alabama for being frauds (unless they win it all)(they did not win it all) – Fuck Jalen Milroe
- UCSD/Hawaii – Maybe the worst officiating I have ever seen.
- Myself for not hammering CMC/MIA – I knew this would hit. Shame on me.
- ODU especially their long snapper – How do you fuck up a long snap? That is your only job.
- Lincoln Riley (unless they make the playoff) – USC are frauds with this guy
- Whoever decided the Jets depth chart – Mecole was supposed to be a starter but didn’t play a minute
- Myself for not preparing enough for Week 2 NFL 2023