Record: 98-89-3 (+5.7 units)
Recap:
Winner. That is how it is done. He is shit. He did freak me out with how he ended the half scoring back to back threes and then immediately started off the second half with a three but he was shit outside of that. He was missing open dunks and was getting rejected near the rim and it was perfect. He even had one of those WNBA bullshit plays where he got a rebound missed a put-back and then made the basket. Which was bad for the PRA but gave me confidence that he really is shit. He started off so cold too and that is what made this a winner. If it wasn’t for the two three’s right before half it wouldn’t even have been a sweat in the second half. The fourth quarter wasn’t easy because I was wrong and he did play most of it but thankfully OKC got a big enough lead and he sat the last five minutes and it hit. He ended at 30 which feels like a lot for how shit he was for most of the first half. That is back to back winners. I am not even close to being done. I need to keep winning. I love this feeling. There is no better feeling in the world than winning. Nothing beats it. I need more of this.
Lock: Houston/Colorado U128.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I had to do it. I know Houston fucked me this week but I am addicted to them. I also think this line is too high. Colorado is shit on offense. Houston is still without Sharp which affects their scoring. Houston didn’t play terrible during the week. OSU simply fucked me over with their shooting and I don’t see Colorado being able to do the same. Houston is going to play lock down defense against Colorado. Colorado is one of the worst teams on offense and Houston is the best team on defense. I know this pick could seem lazy but it is the best bet on the board. Ranked going into unranked. The best defense in the league against a dog shit offense. Injuries affecting the better team’s offense. It all lines up for the under. Houston you can’t fuck me over in back to back games. This pick takes courage taking the same team in the same week and I love it. Give me an under on this glorious college basketball Saturday. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Houston’s 4/L6 on the road
Under in Colorado’s 4/L5
Under in Colorado’s 5/L7 on a Saturday