Record: 67-50-1 (+14.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. Dogshit. I feel like I get fucked every feast week. I can’t stand this shit. It was dead after the first five minutes. Providence was playing Providence basketball to start and then they took the lead pushing the pace and it was dead after that. 3’s were being drained by both teams and I had no chance. Wayy over and it was shit. I don’t know where to go from here. Two dogshit fucking terrible unders in feast week and I feel broken. After Monday’s crazy loss and then having these two shit picks it is making me go crazy. I need a winner like I need to breathe I am dying right now. I need to start winning again. I have to find a winner tomorrow.
Lock: Packers/Dolphins U48 2u to win 1.8u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going with the coldest game. The biggest primetime game of Thanksgiving. We are going to get an under. I love this spot and I love this under. The Dolphins aren’t built for the cold and are going to do what they did last year in the playoffs and not show up in freezing temps. The Packers are coming off a massive win against the defending NFC Champs and that is a great spot for a let down. I see both defenses stepping up and stopping these mid QBs. The weather aside I really don’t trust either of these two QBs. These aren’t and will never be SB winning QBs and we see why that is the case tonight. I think this number is too high and both teams stay below 20. I think both teams rely heavy on the run with the cold weather and we get an old school ground and pound football game. I mean this game is going to be in the 20s and who on that Miami offense is going to step up in this weather. This Packers defense is legit too and they are going to be all over them. Give me this shit. I got shafted last Thanksgiving and I have not forgotten about it and I am here to get my revenge. This is revenge for the primetime losses too because that is how much I love this spot. I don’t normally double the units but this is the perfect spot to do it. I pray that Underia doesn’t get hit with some bullshit garbage time and we win. We deserve this under. We need this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Dolphins’ 5/L6 on the road
Under in 5/L5 Dolphins at Packers
Under in 9/L12 Dolphins/Packers
