Record: 67-49-1 (+15.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. That one was a shit pick and also had some terrible fucking luck. It was honestly dead from the start. I thought the new environment and arena would help this bet but it did the complete opposite. The rims at this arena were so soft and it helped every shot go in. Every shot that hit the rim felt like went in. The rim was way too forgiving for this to ever have a chance to win. The big men down low also killed this bet as they seemed to score every possession. It was a brutal game to watch. It did pull me back in during the second half when SMU only scored 9 points in 9 minutes and let Cal Baptist come back. Of course they went on a run shooting threes later in the half though. It went 3 after 3 and it seemed like both teams couldn’t miss in the middle of the second half. I mean this under battled to get back into it just for that stretch to kill it again. I was right there at the end too. I got a perfect final 2 minutes up until the final possession. it was 152 and Cal Baptist was down two with the final possession and all I needed was a buzzer beater miss. It never had a chance with this shit and inexperienced Cal Baptist squad driving to the hoop with 16 seconds left. How fucking moronic. You could have had the final possession and not allow SMU to fuck you with the final shot. Fucking idiots. That’s a loser. Dead fucking loser. I was hot in college basketball too and today fucked it. The entire board was fucked for me. I had three other leans and they all went over so I never had a chance. Fuck.
Lock: Providence/Oklahoma U134.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am going to an island. I am going with a team that is going to control the pace of this game. I am going with two teams that have yet to play a game on the road. Providence is going to control this game. They are going to play Providence basketball and play slow defensive basketball. Oklahoma hasn’t played an actual team yet and they are going to have a lot of problems facing a defensive Providence. Providence is in the same spot having not faced any real competition as well. They are going to play their basketball but I think offensively they may struggle a bit. This game is in the Bahamas and everyone is going to be off their game in a shitty gym on island time. The total is low but I don’t give a fuck. This game is going to go under. I can see the under. I can see this two teams staying below 60 in a brickfest. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Providence’s 5/L6
