Record: 5-4-1 (+0.6 units)
Recap:
Another fucking winner. I am hot in the preseason. That game was a winner by the fourth quarter. After the Burrow drive it was easy. A couple missed field goals and it was winner with a quarter left. It went drive then punt or miss a long a field goal. It was a simple winner. The unders went on a run after the early games as I predicted and it felt great. This has to mean this is my year for football. I am feeling great about this season. I am now positive too. I am going to absolutely kill it this football season. I am going to win after win after win.
Lock: Cowboys/Rams U34.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I mean how can I not stick with this shit. The other game today went over. I love that. The bets are on the over but the money is on the under. I love that. I love that even more with such a low total. It all makes sense that we get another dogshit preseason game. I couldn’t get away from preseason football. These teams also don’t score in the preseason. The Rams don’t do shit in the preseason and that shouldn’t change this year. The Cowboys are average at best in the preseason. I had to take it. I am so hot I think it wouldn’t be right for me to go somewhere else. I am also loving these plays. I am loving winning. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🚇🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Rams averaged 11.3 points a game last preseason
Cowboys averaged 11 points in their last three preseason openers
