Record: 56-40-1 (+16.3 units)
Recap:
Winner. That seemed a lot harder than it should have been. Alcorn State was bad… really fucking bad. I mean they didn’t score for 12 minutes and this shit was still fucking close. I won by 7 points which is pretty good but it was close towards the end of it. I was getting the walk on flashbacks of last year and Alcorn for some fucking reason was full court pressing down fifty and I was getting real worried. Finally both teams came to their senses and ran out the rest of the game and the walk ons finally started missing. I was right on with Alcorn State being utter shit and I almost got Utah State to stay under 100. It was a still a winner nonetheless. That is fucking 8 wins in a row and a full complete week of winner. Man does that fooking feel amazing to type. After all the shit losses in October and to have this streak feels fucking great. I am winning and all my hard work and dedication to Underia is paying off. I want 20u though. I want that +20u and I am going to do everything in my power to continue to find unders and win.
Lock: Bengals/Ravens U53.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am staying strong. Underia is on the rise and we are standing strong fighting for primetime unders. I looked at the board and I didn’t like anything in college basktball or the NBA so I knew I had to stand up for primetime unders. I did this last week and they had a mini revival until MNF. I had to stay off of it then because I was at the game and couldn’t bet against the Chiefs but now I am back fighting for them. This game is a little scary for the under but I actually love it. It is too good of a game and matchup for this to actually go over in a primetime spot. It is going to be a classic low scoring primetime game when everyone thought it would be a scoring fest. This line also opened up under 50 so I am getting a great fookin number. This is their second matchup this season and that game ended with 71 points which also doesn’t make sense why the line opened up under 50. This actually makes perfect sense for the under. These two teams will focus on defense after what happened last time plain and simple. These teams can’t allow the same thing to happen twice. The Ravens defense showed up last week against Denver and I think they show up again here tonight. The Bengals defense shows up tonight. This bet relies on that defense showing up. I think with what happened in the first game and this being a must win divisional game they do show up. At the end of the day this is a primetime under. This is a divisional game. This number is too high. This game will go under. I am going to fight for this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Bengals average 2 less points on the road
Bengals U53.5 in 2/L3 on TNF
Ravens U53.5 in 3/L4 on TNF