Record: 88-70-2 (+15.7 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am an idiot. Absolute idiot. Why the fuck did I get away from the strategy that was working? I really thought I could get off the ship at the perfect spot. So fucking stupid. I had all those ranked going into unranked games and I chose this shit. I knew after the UConn game somehow avoided OT I was fucked. If I didn’t go brain dead when I picked this game I would have gone with that under. I tried to reinvent the wheel picking this dumb shit. I knew this game was fucked from the start. The pace was all over the place. It started off shit and then ended the half not in a terrible position. I thought that at half I was in a really bad spot because these teams were so shit they didn’t care about playing defense. Providence was supposed to be a team that played slow but the entire game they pushed the pace. I can’t really blame Butler because they were shit and did their job. Providence on the other hand are fucking cunts. Those weasels up 20 with five minutes left refused to stop pushing the pace. The entire team is filled with stat padding clowns. There’s a reason why those shit heads aren’t making the tourney. Win with some fucking class. I was in it with five minutes left but these losers killed it. Shot after shot when they could have been running down the clock. These pieces of shit don’t even deserve the NIT. Fuck. Have to be better than this.
Lock: Notre Dame/Penn State U45.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back to football. I am so glad we get a break from basketball because I needed one bad. These are the days where I really have to enjoy every second of these games because there aren’t many days left. We have our under and we are going to win. We are going with the straight up under. No bullshit just a game of stops and punts that’s it. These teams are here because of their defenses and I don’t see how that changes tonight. Looking at their playoff games they aren’t scoring a lot of points. This line is low but I still don’t see how anyone scores more than 20. This is going to be a close game and the defenses are going to step up. I am not going with anything cute. Keeping it simple. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Notre Dame’s 2/L2
Under in Penn State’s 2/L2
