Record: 67-61-3 (-2.5 units)
Recap:
Terrible terrible terrible terrible week. I got fucked. Every which fucking way. 0-5. Then I got smashed on the weekend. Fuck Kuzma. Another garbage time loser. I knew it was hitting under the opening number but over my fucking number. Of course it fucking lost. I should be dead right now. But I have to keep fighting. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Celtics -5 vs 76ers 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
49% of the bets are on the Celtics but they have 97% of the money. I love the Celtics here. 76ers are dealing with injuries. Tobias is a GTD, Embiid is a GTD, and Oubre/Batum are out. Celtics have Brown/Porzingis as GTD and as long as one of those two play they will be fine. Boston has the better team and I expect them to control this game from start to finish. Please I need one of these one fucking time.
Unbiased Stats:
Celtics are 9-4 ATS in L13 against 76ers
Celtics are 9-2-1 ATS in L12 in November
Celtics are 5-2 in L7 on the road
76ers are 2-5 ATS in L7 at home against the Celtics
