Lunch Break Lock

Record: 83-72-3 (-0.4 units)

Recap:

I was fuckin scammed. No other explanation. Those poor kids that wanted to see Embiid play in Nola got scammed. I thought the NBA put an end to this bullshit. I mean I thought my apps messed up but no I got fucked by what? A fuckin cold? 30 mins before too what a fuckin pussy. That fuckin bum I hope he ends up like Barkley and ends his career ringless. Fuckin pussy. It was either this fucking under or DLo over and of course he popped off. This is why I hate the NBA. I was so hot but I was due for one of these reg season bullshit dnp. He would have stopped Zion and kept this under 230. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Lock: SEA +10 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

They have to slip up at some point. I know the Seahawks fucked me last week but I am going back in. 10 points is just too high. They haven’t lost back to back games by 10+ in over a decade. Pete finds a way year after year to rebound after a loss. I have bet against Dallas now three weeks in a row and I know I shouldn’t but here we are. I am chasing a let down game. I told myself I would stop after Washington but I can’t help myself. Both of these teams fucked me on Thanksgiving and it really put me in a corner. I love this though. I just think Seattle finds a way to keep this a close game. They have to.

Unbiased Stats:

SEA has not lost back to back games by 10+ since 2011

SEA is 4-1 ATS L5 against Dallas

DAL is 4-12 ATS in L16 against opponents in the NFC West

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