Record: 103-96-3 (+3.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. Saint Mary’s is fucking shite. I don’t care what seed they are in the tourney they are going to get fucked. They let Portland walk the basketball to the hoop a thousand times. So fucking shit. I am fuming right now. How the fuck do they have the 11th rated defense in the country? They are shit and hey shouldn’t be in the top hundred on defense. How are you at home and you allow Portland to get 66? Saint Mary’s didn’t break 80 which I predicted and I should have just taken their under. I was lied to and thought they had any sort of defense. I hope Gonzaga fucking kills them this weekend. I already hated Saint Mary’s before this game and now I hate them 10x more. So pitiful on defense tonight. They couldn’t guard shit in the paint. I knew I was fucked too with the pace. I started the game listening to those awful announcers and they mentioned how fast the pace was but no one could score and when that happens you know you are fucked. It was pacing good at half too. Then Saint Mary’s fell asleep on defense in the second half and allowed this shit Portland team to shoot nearly 50%. They are going to get railed in the tourney. I am getting fucking lied to in these games. I do all of the analysis and then this shit happens. I am just about done with college basketball. I can’t take this bullshit anymore. I am losing my fucking mind.
Lock: Bulls/Knicks U245 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I had to step away from college basketball. I am sick and tired of that shit. I am glad NBA is back and I can’t believe I am saying that. We are going for a classic under. We saw last night that teams will probably struggle to score after the break. I don’t see how that changes with these two teams. The Bulls have absolutely nothing to play for and should be in full tank mode now after the trade deadline. The Knicks can still push for the two seed and should protect MSG. This line is also simply too high. We are going to get some rust from both teams after the break. We are going to get defense. We will get an under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Bulls U245 in 7/L10
Under in Bulls’ 5/L6 against opponents in the Atlantic Division
Knicks U245 in 7/L10
