Record: 96-89-3 (+3.9 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am lost. Typical loser where it started off with both teams shooting above 60% for eight minutes. It was dead after that. The pace wasn’t even bad too but they couldn’t miss. They made everything in the first five minutes. Shitty foul calls didn’t help in the first half. It was dead pretty much from the start. I don’t know what to do. The pace was pretty solid but neither team could miss to start. I was dead wrong about Wake Forest and they were able to shoot 50%+. I should have gone ranked into unranked but I am an idiot. I am lost. I am trying my best and it is not good enough. I am shit. I am a fucking loser. I think I have won maybe one bet the past two weeks. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Lock: Kings/Trailblazers U230.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Fuck it. I am trying everything. We are trying a NBA under. No prop. No college bullshit. A straight under. You have to think the trades and the trade deadline have affected players. The Trailblazers are flying too high and are due for a bad shooting night. The Vets on the Kings are going to make that happen. I think those guys can get some stops but I do think they will also struggle scoring with the new guys on the team. I searched and searched for an under today and this was the best one. I am not going to lie I am scared shitless about NBA unders but I had to try something and looking at the board this was the best bet available. The money is also going to the under opposite of the bets. Listen, I am trying everything. I just want to be able to type this out tonight and say winner. Please. One fucking time.
Unbiased Stats:
U230.5 in 3/L3 for SAC/POR
Under in Trailblazers’ 4/L5 Thursday