Lunch Break Lock

Record: 100-92-3 (-4.3 units)

Recap:

Holy shit. What a fucking win. 1.5 fucking points. Saved fucking saved. Can’t believe it hit. It started like every lost under. Slow scoring in the first ten minutes then unbelievable shooting last ten of the first half. It looked terrible at half because I knew what would happen int he second. It paced over that entire half half except the last two minutes. Then God did. That bastard Dunlap tried to ruin it with a garbage time three but I was saved. I thought it was over after that but because of God they ran the ball out. Fucking bless. Thank the Lord. I hit it. That’s why college basketball is the best. That is why I’m underian.

Lock: Vanderbilt/Auburn U148.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Love it. Ranked going into an unranked arena. This is what college basketball is all about. These smaller schools upsetting the bigger branded schools. I think Vandy can keep this lower scoring. They will show up on defense. They haven’t allowed a team over 80 since November so they do know how to play defense. Auburn has been playing well but they are do for a shitter. This is it. Love it. For Underia. 🇦🇶

Unbiased Stats:

Under in Auburn’s 4/L5 on the road.

Under in VAN/AUB 10/L15

Under in Vanderbilt’s 6/L6 at home

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