Lunch Break Lock

Record: 106-98-3 (-6.9 units)

Recap:

Failure. I have failed. Back to back L’s. 0 defense was played in that game and when there was some defense in turned into a fastbreak layup. Terrible. The start really killed it. 20 points in the first five minutes and with a total that low it was over. I mean these past two days were brutal. Every lean and every feeling I had failed. I contemplated the challenge of the super high Florida/Kentucky because it was too high but it went to OT. I thought about just going for the super low Notre Dame/Virginia under but that also went over. No matter what I should have or could have taken lost. I have to turn it around. I fucking have to. I may not be able to eat soon. Please for the love of God please at least give me a lower scoring game in the first five minutes. Please. One fucking time. I need to end this week on a positive.

Lock: Campbell/Elon U144 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am fighting for my life. A terrible board. A bunch of shit conferences are playing besides the WCC. They are all dogshit. I had to grind so many fucking numbers to find this game. It better fucking hit. These teams are shit. They played each other a week ago and it went over. So I know it has to go under. Elon shot poorly but Campbell shot really well and made it go over by 2 points. The problem on both sides was allowing offensive rebounds. So they adjust tonight and stop that from happening. Elon is going to look for revenge at home and actually play some defense and grab some boards. I liked that they played a week ago because they have the knowledge about how to stop each other. They made adjustments last game and limited the scoring by 8 points in the second half so I know they have it in them. Another reason why I love it is Elon is shooting way way way too well compared to last year. They are hitting O144 at a 86% rate this season and last year they only hit this at a 31% rate. 3/5 starters returned this season so there shouldn’t be that much of a difference and it has to regress. I fucking love it. It was not easy finding this one but if it was easy everybody would fucking do this shit. You have to be mentally tough to go through back to back losses and have to find an under between two shit no name schools on a board filled with shit no name schools. Under. Under. Under. This has to happen for Underia 🇦🇶

Unbiased Stats:

Campbell U144 in 3/L4 away from home

Campbell averaging 69.7 points L10

Elon averaging 69.3 points L10

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