Lunch Break Lock

Record: 93-72-2 (+18.2 units)

Recap:

Loser. Dog shit. It was dead from the start. I don’t know what I was thinking going to this dog shit conference. I thought I found a diamond in the rough but I found the complete opposite.  There was no defense in the first half. It was easy basket in the paint after easy basket in the paint. I knew it was dead unless something changed and nothing changed. I mean it was just horrendous. I think I could have put up 20 if I was on the court with how both teams defended. The refs were shite too. Bullshit fouls and one of them definitely had the over with the shit he was calling. Another thing that killed me was UIC taking lead. That school is so shit I don’t think they understand that they want to slow down the  game when they have the lead late. Fucking clowns. I guess that’s a lesson with these shit schools and if one of takes the lead you can’t assume they are going to do the right thing and slow down the game. Shit pick. This game went to double overtime too so I guess it was inevitable. I stopped watching after this shit lost because my eyes couldn’t take it anymore. There were unders that hit on the board and I should have went with. Dumb by me. I have to be better than this.

Lock: Maryland/Northwestern U141.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I will not stop. I will not let one loss stop me from betting this great sport. I am going to a game with two teams that can actually make the tournament. Two teams that with a win here would really help their tournament resume. Maryland right now is predicted barely inside the bracket and Northwestern is just outside so this feels like a ranked going into an unranked arena. Both of these teams play pretty average pace and I don’t see how that changes tonight. Both teams need to play defense this game. This game is too important for both teams to not play lockdown defense. This matchup historically usually goes under this number. This game is going to come down to the wire in a lower scoring affair and we get this under. It is that simple. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U141.5 in Maryland/Northwestern 4/L5

Under in Maryland’s 11/L12 played on a Thursday

Under in Northwestern’s 5/L5 played on a Thursday when at home

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