Record: 93-75-2 (+15.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. Terrible pick. Lions are frauds. That’s really it. It was dead by half. I don’t know what else to really say. I can only blame myself for this pick. I should have gone with the Texans under. I didn’t want to be mad though if they went over and the Chiefs won. I wouldn’t have been that mad if that happened and that feels fake. I also liked this pick. A rookie quarterback hasn’t done this since Wilson. I had 10+ years of data where this hasn’t happened and I went with it. I guess the Lions being the Lions trumped that. I think that Minnesota game really fucked me. I should have realized that because the Vikings were shit against the Rams then that game didn’t mean the Lions were back. They had too many injuries on defense and they were dead. Jayden Daniels is him. He is probably a top five quarterback right now. He can do it all and torched the Lions. It also didn’t help that Goff looked like shit again. Terrible. Shit pick. Loser. I am dying for a winner right now. I am embarrassed by having another downfall.
Lock: Rams/Eagles U43 1u to win 0.8u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I need to win. I have to win. I have to stop this slide. I looked at the board and then it was there. It all clicked. Why am I looking at props when this under is right there? It is shit weather. The Rams aren’t used to this weather and are going across the country on short rest. The Eagles offense hasn’t looked put together in weeks. It is going to go under. I also don’t have to worry about the Eagles running up the score after Barkley fell down last week to win with class. It is that simple. It also doesn’t make sense why the total is so high when this same game went 57 earlier this season. So that makes perfect sense as to why you take the under. That game also had two garbage time touchdowns which again we shouldn’t have to worry about in this game. This game is going to be an old school playoff game where both teams are forced to pound the rock because the weather and conditions are so shit. It is that simple. Give me this under. Please I need this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Rams’ 4/L5
Under in Eagles’ 5/L7
Under in Eagles’ 8/L12 when they are the favorite
