Record: 93-77-2 (+13.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. Where do I even go from here? Terrible first drive and then Ohio State dominated the rest of the first half. It pulled me right back in by halftime. I mean how can it keep happening like this? It looked great. I didn’t look at the live line but if there was one at halftime it would have been lower. It was pacing under by halftime so of course it lost. How did they fall asleep at halftime? I mean the secondary was atrocious in the second half. Riley threw the same fucking ball to Greathouse and they were lost. It was unbelievable. I still think the best player on Notre Dame was Love and they only gave it to him four times. I don’t know how I am supposed to predict that. I am so fucked right now. I am searching for something and I am fucking finding nothing. I need a winner. I don’t know why this is happening. I need one. Please, God I need one.
Lock: Vanderbilt U78.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
We are back to college basketball. I don’t know whether to be happy or sad about it. I am getting crushed in every sport and I didn’t think I would be back to the hardwood without a win from this weekend so we are in trouble. We are fighting to stay alive and I guess I have to be grateful that I can at least keep doing this. I don’t really know what else to say it has been that bad. We are going with a team total. I have tried props, regular old unders, and football team totals but we haven’t tried a college basketball team total. Here we are. I looked at the board and I didn’t like any of the other unders and when I dived deeper into this pick I fell in love. Vandy is coming off a monster win against Tennessee and now we are going to have a let down. Alabama you can argue is the best team in the country and they are going to shut down Vandy. I know they play fast but they are also coming off a massive win against Kentucky this weekend where it was a track meet and I think they could be a little tired from that too. I know that means take the under but I also think Alabama could run up the score late with the amount of depth they have on that roster and this was the better bet. Vandy is going to lose this game and they don’t lose games and score over this number. I also think that their points per game this season is way too high compared to what they were doing last season and they need some regression. Alabama also plays much better defense at home and I think they hold them below this number and concentrate more on defense in this game. Vandy scores a lot less on the road and I think this home crowd overwhelms them since they have only played three games away from home this season. This is the best under on the board. We are going to get a winner. I need this winner so bad. I am going to do everything I can to get this one home. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Vanderbilt averages 6.8 points less on the road
Vanderbilt against Alabama 8/L10 U78.5
Alabama averages 14.8 points less against at home
