Record: 93-78-2 (+12.2 units)
Recap:
Loser. Seriously what do I even say? I am dead. I hate this shit. I hate everything. I was tracking this one live. It was -200 at U74.5 with ten minutes left. How does this keep happening. 31 points at half. How does this lose? I don’t know what I am doing wrong. Both teams being in the double bonus with 10 minutes left is fucking absurd. This sport is failing in the processional level because of these fucking soft ass fouls and it is starting to creep into the collegiate level. I don’t know why this is happening. I don’t understand it. Why am I betting on these dog shit refs? Seriously, -200 at U74.5 with ten minutes left. What can I even do? I don’t understand. Just fucking shoot me in the head.
Sitting in my car playing the most depressing Mac Miller songs and going over this fall. Murray State/UIC was a shit pick and I was running too hot. Then the shafting began. OT in Maryland/Northwestern where they missed a free throw and didn’t call a timeout with six seconds left. RW/UWGB started with the worst team in the country shooting 80% from three paired with a terrible reffing experience and to add even more pain get me back into it with UWGB not scoring for a full ten minutes left in the second half and then die because of fouls. Washington was a bad bet but how am I supped to know the favorite at the time to win the Super Bowl would completely shit themselves and a Rookie QB would carry their team to a conference championship game for the first time in 20+ years. Then we had Eagles/Rams where they scored 20 in the first quarter because the snow came too late and then pulled me back in and had 16 points in the final six minutes. Yesterday, Leonard had the first drive and then looked like shit for the rest of the first half and then Ohio State fell asleep in the second half. Finally, we have today 31 points in the first half and U74.5 was -200 with ten minutes left. How do I avoid all of this?
Lock: Utah/Houston U134.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
This is like when Gotham City shines the bat signal in the sky for Batman. I needed an under and Houston is here to save me. I looked at the board and it was just sitting there. If there is one team that get me out of this mess it’s Houston. They need to save me here. They need to smother Utah. Utah isn’t ready for Houston. They are new to the conference and Houston is going to show them why they are feared in the conference. Houston has to save me and not go over the top in this blowout. That is all I need. They are going to kill this shite Utah offense and play their slow defensive basketball. All I ask is they don’t run up the score. They have came through for me already twice this season and I am asking them to do it one more time for me here. Please Houston. I need you. I need to know what it feels like to win again. Please. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Houston’s 10/L14
Under in Houston’s 4/L5 on a Tuesday when at home
Under in Utah’s 5/L6
Under in Utah’s 6/L7 against an opponent in the Big 12
