Record: 94-82-2 (+9.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. I don’t know what under even hit today. Football couldn’t save me. It was two high scoring games and I never stood a chance. This bet was over in the first half. The Eagles dominated the Commanders and never stopped scoring. It never had a chance. There was no way I was finding the one or two unders that even hit today since I am cold as shit. I did get the Chiefs win. I know that has no impact on my shit record but above everything is the Chiefs. I don’t want to come in here and start acting like I am super depressed because in reality I love nothing more in life than watching my team make the Super Bow. Will I be back to being depressed again tomorrow if I lose? Of course. This sucks but I think I have made it clear if the Chiefs win the Super Bowl nothing matters. They are everything to me. Please give me a winner tomorrow. Underia needs it.
Lock: UCLA/USC U138.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
This is coming out late but I still have a pick. I was dead in the hospital all day and barely got back in time to get this shit out. I think the losses are starting to affect my physical health too. I am typing this in pain knowing I am probably going to burn more money. However, maybe the Gambling Gods see this and respect my fight and dedication and reward me with a winner. Underia is starting to crumble and this is how we rebuild it. We are going with two pretty average teams. UCLA is predicted just inside the tournament and USC is not projected to make it. USC is going to come out and prove a point at home. They are going to play defense and get some stops against UCLA. UCLA likes to play slow and I think they control the pace of this game. Give me this under. I am hurting but I am committed to fighting for Underia every single day. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in UCLA/USC 9/L11
Under in UCLA at USC 8/L9
