Record: 94-81-2 (+10.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. I don’t know what to do. I keep typing this shit and I keep saying the same shit and it is frustrating. I want to die. Minnesota started this game lights out. They couldn’t miss. They hit three after three and it was dead with ten minutes left in the first half. I don’t know what else to say. The second half slowed down and only had 64 points. It needed to be that pace that entire game and it never had a chance with the start. Minnesota ran up the score late so it should have been a closer finish but it still wasn’t good enough. There were unders on the board that I liked but instead I went with this shit. I don’t understand how I am supposed to predict a shit team starting the game lights out. I am just shit right now. I don’t know what to do. I am trying everything. I watched a lot of basketball today and there was a lot of bullshit that I need to be weary of going forward. Too many teams didn’t lose with class and I have noted them because I will not quit. I have to win tomorrow.
Lock: Commanders/Eagles U47.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Please save me. Please save me football. You let me down last week but I need you this week. You can’t fuck me over again can you? I used sage on my laptop and my phone so I am praying that has gotten rid of all of the bullshit affecting me the past week. I am trusting in Philadelphia again. I am doing it again even though they fucked me last week. I still don’t believe in their offense with Hurts’ injury and I think the Commanders can get some stops on defense. I trust the Eagles defense and I think they will also get some stops and Daniels will finally come back down to earth. I think the bullshit that happened during the Rams game won’t happen this time. I had the right read last week but got fucked by bullshit and I still believe in that read. This is a divisional game too and I think these defenses know how to stop these offenses. I think this is a lower scoring game where the Eagles take the lead and don’t make the same mistake as last week in making it a sweat. I could only take this game because I am once again on the battlefield fighting for the three peat after this game. I want this win and a Chiefs win and that would really do wonders for my mental health after the battering I have taken the past week and a half. I don’t think I am asking for much here. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Commanders’ 6/L8 played in January
Under in Eagles’ 9/L10 played in January
Under in Eagles’ 4/L6 on a Sunday at home
