Record: 95-84-3 (+8.0 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am mentally lost. I don’t know what to do. I am banning myself from betting on two teams under .500. I can’t do it. I don’t know why I did it again today. I am a fucking moron. Three games on the board where it was ranked into unranked and I went with this shit. I didn’t like the first two matchups and I am idiot for not going Oregon/UCLA. I thought this game was better and I could not have been more wrong. I am so dumb. Fuck. This game actually started decent. Both teams couldn’t really make shit and the pace wasn’t complete shit. Then both teams turned into the 2017 Warriors. They couldn’t miss a fucking three. It was unbelievable. Pepperdine shot 20% higher than their average from three and it was over. It may have been the worst game of defense of any sport I have ever seen. It was as if both teams had never been taught how to play defense in their life. I am shit. It was a shit pick. I had two winner staring right at me and I went with this dumb shit. I will never pick two shit teams again. Never again.
Lock: Ayo Dosunmu U22.5 PRA 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I need a break from college. There wasn’t much on the board and I needed a break. We are going for a prop. Focused on a single player to fail. I have never heard fo this fucker but everything points to him going under. I am trusting the numbers. My brain hasn’t been working for the past two weeks so I am only listening to the numbers. The Raptors play great against shooting guards. The Raptors have also been rolling on defense recently as well. This is the play. I removed myself from the decision making for this pick and went with the numbers. Everything points to this guy’s under. I am trusting the numbers. I looked everywhere and all the numbers pointed to this one. All I need is for this guy to be average. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
U22.5 in 9/L10
Averaging 20.5 PRA this season
