Lunch Break Lock

Record: 96-86-3 (+6.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. I want to die. I may have to quit. Underia might go bankrupt. I don’t know if my body can handle this for much longer. I miss football. Football doesn’t do this to me. It doesn’t drive me fucking batshit crazy. I don’t understand how professional basketball players stop guarding the one guy that can score. Jaren Jackson cooked this game and for some fucking reason the Bucks just let it happen. I mean you can’t make it up. He brought them back in the third and fourth quarter and they still just left him wide open. I don’t understand it. I really don’t. I don’t get how these coaches and players get paid millions of dollars but can’t see the most basic shit. Same old story for me with these picks starting decent and then shitting the bed in the second half. I don’t how many more of these losses I can take. They are literally killing me even though I love doing this. It is a true love hate relationship at this point. These losses make me feel like utter shit. I do my research and try and find the best bet and I am still just shitting the fucking bed. I need to win.

Lock: Amen Thompson U13.5 RA 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I am going back to the props. The last bet I hit was a prop so we are trying it again. This line is simply too high. He is a great young player but the Knicks play great defense against forwards. They don’t allow forwards to assist and rebound. This is the first game of a back to back and they are starting a road trip so they shouldn’t play him 40+ minutes. The Knicks are also coming off a loss so I expect them to bounce back here and play defense. He also doesn’t hit this over usually in a loss and the Knicks should win this game. This was by far the best bet on the board. I looked and looked at the board and I ended up here with the best bet statistically. It is as simple as that. Please Amen go off shooting but please don’t hit over RA. Please. I am desperate for a winner. I don’t think I am asking for much here. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴

Unbiased Stats:

U13.5 in 3/L4

U13.5 in 14/L20 away from home

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