Record: 96-88-3 (+4.9 units)
Recap:
Loser. I am numb to it at this point. I don’t know even know if you could script how I am losing these games. Oklahoma State a dog shit school started 70% for the first ten minutes. Don’t forget they were also on the road as 22 point dogs. How do I even predict that? The under crawled back in it and then got fucked in the final minute of the first half. 139.5 live line at half and I was staring death in the face. You couldn’t make up that second half. It is as if they wanted me to feel the most pain. It climbed all the way back in it in the second half. Houston played great defense and it was alive again with ten minutes left in the first half. With five minutes left I had 23 points to work with. The live line was 123.5. All Houston had to do was get a stop or two and kill off the game. Nope. Oklahoma State made six straight baskets. How did it pull me back in and then bend me over? How does this keep happening? I am dead. How did they make six straight shots and climb back into it to fuck me. You really can’t script this shit. I thought I was dead at half but that wasn’t enough. They had to pull me back in. They had to kill me. Houston couldn’t even save me. I am so dead inside.
Lock: Wake Forest/Stanford U138.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Why not pick the latest game of the night? I write these with optimism so why not try writing it with despair. Let’s watch other unders hit and then sweat this one which will probably fuck me. Neither team is ranked but they aren’t shit. Wake Forest has to have this game and the pressure is going to get to them. Also the travel and the time of this game should affect their shooting. Stanford hasn’t been complete shit this season and can play some defense. Both teams have to have this game to keep any tourney hope alive. This game is too big and important to be a shootout. This line also doesn’t make sense since they played a couple weeks ago and it landed 10 points higher. That’s why you take the under. Simple as that. I am trying everything to get a winner. Please give me this one. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Wake Forest’s 4/L5
Under in Stanford’s 4/L5
Under in Stanford’s 4/L6 on a Wednesday
