Record: 102-91-3 (+7.3 units)
Recap:
Winner. What a fookin winner. This fucker was getting so lucky in the first half and I thought I could be fucked. It felt like every missed shot was bouncing right towards him but I was staying alive because his shot was off. It was also beautiful watching the Warriors double him and really contain him in the first half. It wasn’t the best first quarter but I didn’t feel too off with how he was shooting and the doubling. I did however have massive regret simply not taking this fuckers points. The second quarter was pretty solid too and then he got pulled with 5 minutes left in the half and he was barely pacing under at 17 but the Warriors were starting to build a lead. I thought we were good for the half but then the fucking dipshits on the Rockets forgot how to inbound the ball and Ime subbed him in with entire new five because he was pissed. Of course the fucker had another fucking rebound and got a shooting foul but thankfully missed a free throw. The Warriors had a 14 point lead at half and I needed them to blow this game out. The third quarter started and it wasn’t a terrible quarter but he still got to 27 but got subbed out and they were down 20. All I needed was the Warriors to keep the lead and not let him get back in the game. I didn’t get that exactly but I got what I needed. The Rockets bench went off and got the team back in the game and Ime was honorable and let those guys play out the rest of the game. It was a little shaky because I didn’t know if he would put him back in when the Rockets made it a four point game but he didn’t. He didn’t play another minute and I got the win. Get the fook in. Watching Landale go off and keep him off the court was magical. If it wasn’t for some lucky rebounds this would have been way easier but it hit and that is all that matters. Now I get a break from the NBA and we go back to college to find winners.
Lock: Saint Louis/Loyola-Chicago U140.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
The board is pretty sad. No NBA or NHL and the sadness of no football has really set in. Only a handful of college basketball games and I will not bet shit teams. We are going to two teams fighting for A10 rankings. Both teams play slower. Both teams need to have this game. They don’t hit this over in their recent matchups and all the stats point to the under. The money is on the under. At the end of the day there were really only two games to choose from and I went with this one. It is the best bet of the night and we are going to get this under. Give me this under. Under. Under. Under. For Underia 🏴
Unbiased Stats:
Under in Saint Louis/Loyola-Chicago’s 4/L6
Under in Saint Louis’ 7/L7 on the road
Under in Saint Louis’ 10/L12 against A10 opponents
Under in Loyola-Chicago’s 5/L6
Under in Loyola-Chicago’s 8/L9 on a Friday
